PoopingBlog is officially the first blog ever to be described as blorture. I’ll tell you why, but first, Pooping is one of the guys who made me do a web search for a blog glossary because I was sure there had to be a newly-invented geeky term for utter torture via a blog. Low and behold, there was not a term for blog torture. Until I invented it…two days ago. It’s mine. Blorture © 2007 Ricky Fink.
Now, on to why PoopingBlog is so crappy. Let’s take a look at an entry from Poodometers 7.16.06
“So I was dropping some loaf today when a thought occurred to me: ‘Exactly how many dookiedogs have I squeezed through my rectum in my entire life? hmmmm…..’Then I thought about how cool it would be if toilet’s had poodometers.”…
This was a pretty typical post. This guy, I’ll call him Pooping for short, took a ridiculous topic and decided to glorify it in hopes people would find it so funny that he’d be instantly famous. Well, it’s not funny, nor famous…nor is he. In fact, the domain is for sale now because the guy got sick of updating it. Pooping, having redefined phrases like drop-zone and afterglow, and coining new phrases like poop-flaps, ass-parts, and chocolate hot dog, did however manage to snare a few fans who were compelled to leave comments. Let’s take for example, Billiam who left this little treasure…
“Here I sit all brokenhearted. Tried to shit, but only farted!”
Billiam, it’s pure poetry. Thank you. And I’m shure Pooping thanks you too. For after all, you are one of the 6 people ever to post a comment at Poopings pride and joy. Brought to you by blorture.com
