Let’s quickly run down the list of items that might qualify a blogger to be in the running for worst blog. Then we’ll discuss this blog: seriously–my-vay-jay-jay–seriously. I know.
- Music plays in background [√]
- Minimum of 3 curse words per paragraph [√]
- You abbreviate overused words like peni or vay-jay-jay [√]
- You offer “vote now” polls about beer [√]
- You hand type a list of 100 slang words for penis [√]
This gal claims to be a nurse, new mother, not a wife (go figure), and very angry. During any given month, over two-thirds of her posts are about genitals. Now, I’m the first to laugh at a funny genital comment. They are pretty ridiculous looking. There just comes a point, when you cross that white trash line. You don’t even have to be white to cross it.
Here’s a gem of a quote,
“…my 18 month old was crying in the middle of the night a couple weeks ago, i dragged my tired butt from my bed to go check on her, as i opened the door her crying stopped. complete silence. then i heard in a sweet little voice ‘oh fuck’…”
or how about this one…
“…my 3 year old a little while back was tired and ready for bed said ‘mommy i’m so fucking tired, i go to bed now’…”
I’m starting to wonder why I thought starting blorture was a good idea. The word, which I’m still taking credit for inventing, is genius. I guess this is my gift, my curse.
